Total Medals Earned: 335 (From 70 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,475 Points
Medals Earned: 15/16 (445/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
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The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/455 points)
Get a headache.
and she is back in heat.
Take damage.
Fox!
Try out the shades.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
...while we sleep.
Leave the bank before the round is over.
Follow me on twitter.
Buy an upgrade.
Follow me on Newgrounds
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
Like me on Facebook.
Kill the tattler.
Get Frank to help you.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Follow Genclops.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (100/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (310/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Medals Earned: 5/24 (35/500 points)
Take a shit
Go to a lesson
Say Hello to Hammy the Hamster
Complete 3 of the Main Missions
Wear a different costume
Complete a side-mission
Inspect Stouffer's painting
Water your plant
Take a nap in the day
Pick a lock successfully
Watch TV
Be sick
Collect 10 Piggymon Cards
Drink all 3 types of drink
Eat all 4 types of meal
Read every book
Complete 7 of the Main Missions
Read all pupil profiles
Collect 25 Piggymon cards
Complete the game
Attend every lesson
Collect all 50 Piggymon cards
Talk to everybody
100% completion
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!