Total Medals Earned: 335 (From 70 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,475 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/240 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/95 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 12/17 (280/480 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (60/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/93 (10/750 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/60 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/100 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 20 headshots
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Complete 5 levels
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Start Your Homebrew Journey
RTFM
VMU IRL
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
